Ok, I'm actually #2375 (or thereabouts) but who's counting?
Judging by the image below, Newgrounds certainly isn't! :D

I saw that this happened earlier today:
Exp. Points: 7,100 / 7,510
Exp. Rank #: 1,999
Voting Pow.: 6.75 votes

If I was a b/p whore I'd be in the top 2000 instead of the top 2500.
Regardless, for every 400 accounts on this 1,000,000+ user site, only 1 is as awesome as mine.
Not bad for 3 years and 7 months of bad flash group animations and semi-daily depositing.
My ego is now a country and will be declaring its independence soon. :)

Since I've got nothing else to brag about, here's what I've been up to lately:
- socomsquids.net v8 was coded and released a few days ago. Check it out.
- I've been making absolutely nothing in Flash. In fact, the last thing I did in Flash was my part for a SS collaboration that I just canceled due to incompetence.
- I've revisited the premise and storyline of a Cave Story mod r0ms and I were working on a while ago and I'm creating a bigger and better mod somewhat based on the work done there. Like every other game project I attempt, it probably won't be finished either. However, I'm trying new things and planning the story progression and all that out before I do any actual level design.

For your enjoyment, I now present the aforementioned ranking glitch:

hey guys!!

The Socom Squad is a lot like the USA for many reasons but the one which I loathe the most is that we can't fucking trust our government or we run the risk of it turning on us.

The Great r0msboot of 2009
After a topic wipe on ss.net/power/, Pineapple let Mushroom, one of the few people whose permabans were actually deserved, in and then made him an admin for whatever reason earlier today. Him and a few of his friends then proceeded to, as the gang down the street would say it, "totally wreck our shit". Except they didn't, since I'm not stupid enough to put r0ms in the root admin group.

However, I am fed up with him intentionally destroying more of our forums than he can count.

RIP Socom Squad, for the 700 billionth time.
Long story short, Angrehfaic, Splatter, and I got on MSN and had a fistfight before we made the EXECUTIVE DECISION HAR HAR to just let the domain expire this July. A temporary pre-death forum will be set up there shortly, which will be available at socomsquids.net/recharge/ once it is installed.

A Brief Forumography
I don't remember the exact URL of our InvisionFree forums so I won't bother with them.
Here's a list of the .net forums and their dates of usage:
/forum/ :: IPB 1.3 :: August 2007 - November 2007
/mybb/ :: MyBB 1.1 :: December 2007 - September 2008
/power/ :: IPB 2.2 :: October 2008 - January 2009
/recharge/ :: MyBB 1.4 :: February 2009 - July 2009

Not like we were that productive anyway.
To our fellow like-minded trolls: We thank you, most worthy internet superheroes.
To our moronic ass-brained reviewers: We laugh at you still, o baffled ones.
To utter faggots who had the audacity to stand up to us: We can't hear you over how awesome we are.
To all those other spinoffs whose forums we hacked: You better stay dead or we'll do it again lOL!!

SS4LYFE
Up in your grill from beyond the grave.

What, did you really think a few gusts of wind would stop me?

They might be able to uproot trees, throw them at other peoples' houses, and disconnect the power and telephone lines, but they don't do jack shit to me, because I'm a hardcore motherfucker ok

so ho wabot dat forum djdue
I'm working on it, stop being a r0ms

Hello to all you S.A.S. members here to fight the Socom Squad with counter-spam.

A terrible strategy to say the least, but I suppose one has to start somewhere.

Still, you should know this:
Fight fire with fire, and all you get is a burning building.

I await the ensuing hilarity.

oh and here's an update!!
r0ms says (12:28 PM):
what a dumb faggot
r0ms says (12:28 PM):
i'm not going to block them because i really don't give two shits if they flood me
r0ms says (12:29 PM):
is it supposed to hurt my feelings or what
r0ms says (12:29 PM):
oh no they flooded my ng profile whatever will i do!!
FLAKBERRY says (12:29 PM):
lmao

Here's some proof in the form of SABA's second broadcast - this time in WIDESCREEN.

You better believe it.

Let this post mark the first emergence of SABA - The Socomlavia Administrative Broadcasting Association, a Socom Squad owned and operated company dedicated to bringing wholesome and quality entertainment into the homes of Newgrounds users.

I look forward to using it in all of my future flashes because I absolutely have to recycle every little thing I create in Flash at least 93 times.

Oh, and congratulations in advance to whoever manages to get submission 400,000.

That's right, I'm back.

Moved in near a homeless mission in Livingston. Plenty of stray cats to go around.
I like it here. Every day is chaotic, yet relaxed at the same time. It's wonderful.

Oh by the way

Happy Glockday, everybody.

The plan was that AnarchyGlock would submit Happenin' Place for me in my absence, but it turns out I'll be in California longer than expected.

I will be moving to Texas later tonight.

When the move is completed, I will begin work on impurecreation.com and socomsquids.net.