LollerCupcake's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Why You'll Never Get Laid]

um hey

great flash and all but what was it called again?? i can't seem to remember

[~BB~ Fuck the [SS] collab]

AT LEAST 82% ACCURATE

Yeah that's pretty much how it all went down. Those socom guys sure are buttloving faggots... Not much more can be said other than 'Oh wait I'm BlackberrySocom har har'.

If I recall, you (RaspberryBomb) once tried to join the SS as Broccoli Socom.

That intro was FAR too long for its own good.
A word of advice: Any intro longer than 20 to 30 seconds is likely to be mistaken for the actual flash.
I know I certainly thought it was, before the menu appeared.

In closing, You gave this entry a 0, lowering its score from 1.4449 to 1.4398!

Sincerely,
LollerCupcake / SaltyJelloGlock / BlackberrySocom

Smiley-Bob responds:

...I don't understand why you would agree that all of the Socom Squad are ass ramming thunder cunts? Although the war is over, me'n Piney have made peace. So I love you and all of your Socom buddys.

Spread teh <3
-Raspy/Broccoli Socom/Pogur Clock/Poisenberry Lock/Broccoli Atom/Smiley Bob.

[The Great Dock Crusade]

YOU WANNA FLASH REVIEW?!

A muffin? Why couldn't it have been a cupcake? CUPCAKES ARE SUPERIOR TO MUFFINS IN EVERY WAY AND YOU KNOW IT.

THE PASTRY WAR RECORDS OF 1472 CLEARLY STATE THAT CUPCAKES DEFEATED MUFFINS though were shortly defeated by the donut/danish alliance due to lack of collaboration.

GRR I'M SO MAD I COULD SLAP SOMEONE >=C

Actual review:
A good flash for the most part, nicely drawn weapons and characters for the most part, though they would benefit from shading.
I don't have audio on this computer right now, and I don't know if there was accompanying music so SBD's entrance seemed way too long, as did the jumping toward nothingness scene(s). The ending was interesting though. Did SBD manage to kill the evil muffin?

-EGG SAMMITCH

...whoops that isn't right

-LollerCupcake

MeMB responds:

Yes, there was accompanying music. And SBD did kill the muffin. Docks for life.

MUFFINS FTW!

[Glock Group Nazi Party]

CARE POST

Hi how ya doin Potato_ock
Just to clear this up (again): A mess of ripoffs spawned and continue to spawn because the GG got a collection page in a short amount of time and they were/are hoping to do the same. The Glocks are cleaning up a mess that they started.

besides, GlockGroup.net got shut down by Willpostforfood and the TheGlockGroup account was taken over by TruffleClock. We've been shot in the back by people who used to have administrative positions in the GG.
Even I'M starting to lose hope that the GG isn't dead.

-LollerCupcake

PotatoLock responds:

I will say you that have a good point there. But a lot of the time people join small flash groups just to have fun. When I was in the Compass Crew I had lots of fun, and I was not imagining us really going anywhere, and I could care less if we got a section on NG. Besides, most of the groups that want a section on NG right away will die by themselves, or just talk themselves to death about how they're going to make flash on their forum and not really do anything. Also, small groups are a great place for newbs to learn flash because there are not too many people judging them which allows them to just play with flash and get some experience, that way if they decide to join a larger group they will know how flash and flash groups work. So when people are just having fun in a small group, not really harming anyone and just submitting flash to the portal, what’s wrong with that? It really makes you guys look evil when you destroy groups like that. And I also don’t like the GG because a lot of the members (mostly the leaders and more powerful Glocks) are just real assholes. Now I don’t really know you, but seeing as how you didn’t respond to this flash with “ZOMG FUCK YOU FAGGOT” you’re one of the better Glocks. Have a nice Clock Day!

[Breadfruit's Epic Battle]

gug

HOORAY -ERROR IS DEAD

Long live the Glock Group

Happy Glockday, Blackberry

TremcladClock responds:

mmm

[Glockday 2k6 - Fat Badger]

gug

I feel enlightened...

and it burns.

Happy Glockday

FatBadger responds:

gUg

[BBQBeef: Another Night]

BBQBeefBurgerMan is god

I voted 5 and there's nothing you can do about it.

joeneato responds:

I can report you to the proper authorities. >=(

But I won't. {{{}}}

[bbqbeef takes over world]

gug

HOORAY HE FINALLY DID IT

HEIL

Happy Glockday, Whiskey.

Silvercherryclock responds:

Oshit I didn't make a movie :(
Sorry GG but gud luck with it.

[Lock News: Missile Crisis]

FGT +7

HEY, NG FAGGOTS.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BORING.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WATCHED A NEWSCAST AND SHOUTED "EXCITINGNESS!"?!

Interesting concept
Nice execution
I voted 5 aaaaa

WinchesterLock responds:

heh, thanks : )

[Clockday for Coal]

The stupidity of the non-animators on NG amazes me

HEY, IDIOTS.
IF YOU DONT LIKE CLOCKS THEN DON'T FUCKING WATCH OR VOTE.
IS THAT SUCH A HARD CONCEPT TO UNDERSTAND.

Funny flash there, St00pid, I like your cartoony style, and good use of random humor, but the part where Coal's computer gets smashed looks a bit strange to me for some reason.

sffsasagdgds

Cannibal responds:

meh dont worry about them. they'll eventually realize how stupid they are and change their ways.

ps: i was too lazy to animate a computer blowing up ;D