Score: 4

"um hey"

submission: Why You'll Never Get Laid

date: August 6, 2008

great flash and all but what was it called again?? i can't seem to remember

Score: 6

"Owie"

submission: Socom Squad fades away

date: April 22, 2007

This flash is just as it should be: simple, serious, and to the point.

It's too bad that Raspberry has been idle for so long. I hope he comes back, and soon. It's just not a party without him.

Recently things have been extremely unproductive for BlackberrySocom, but I'll see if I can manage to pull together a solo flash by next month.

Wishing us luck,
LollerCupcake/BlackberrySocom/
KazakhstanSocom

Score: 7

"I PWN J00"

submission: SaltyJello Sucks Dick RPG

date: April 5, 2007

Yes, now the word has been spread, and I shall dominate these fools with an iron fist. All will quake in fear of my awesome power, well-drawn glock, and flashing background.

That's a lovely song.

Thank you for supporting The Master Saltist, Smirnoff.

Score: 6

"PARTY AT THE LAST REMAINING HALLWAY OF SOCOMLAVIA"

submission: Socom Squad 4LYFE

date: April 2, 2007

So, we finally got off our collective lazy ass and did something, huh? Who'd have thought.
My god moved to Honolulu quite some time ago. Raspberry appears to be lagging. Tell him I said to get a better internet connection.
Speaking of Raspberry, you should have waited for him to make something a bit more relevant; I haven't seen anything from the Moon Squad in ages.
Peanut Butter amuses me.
A good collab by the Squad, despite the varying quality of sounds, but the sound on my part gets cut short. What FPS did you use for this?

Score: 6

"Wheeee"

submission: Socom Squad on LSD

date: April 1, 2007

Drifting through the fabric of reality~
Man, that was one hell of a trip, but I seem to have displaced my silverware.
Has anyone seen my pants?

Nice colors and effects on this one, but the sound overlaps.

Score: 7

"YEAH WE TOTALLY SURVIVED THAT SOMEHOW"

submission: Socom Space Adventure

date: March 21, 2007

Okay, I have a thesis about how this was possible:
Spam Central, which everyone visited frequently on the old forums, contained very large amounts of Sodium Biphosphodine, or NaP2I, which quickly clang to our Socom pistols, and, triggered by the explosion, began a chemical reaction which converted the element into oxygen while bacterial cell cultures that had already collected on our Socom pistols rapidly reproduced, creating even more Sodium Biphosphodine. In turn, this new Sodium Biphosphodine began converting to oxygen while the bacterial cultures continued to produce more of it.
That's how we were able to survive in the vacuum, and how I'm still alive, despite the fact that the S.S. Nancy's explosion rocked my face clean off.

Score: 0

"AT LEAST 82% ACCURATE"

submission: ~BB~ Fuck the [SS] collab

date: March 21, 2007

Yeah that's pretty much how it all went down. Those socom guys sure are buttloving faggots... Not much more can be said other than 'Oh wait I'm BlackberrySocom har har'.

If I recall, you (RaspberryBomb) once tried to join the SS as Broccoli Socom.

That intro was FAR too long for its own good.
A word of advice: Any intro longer than 20 to 30 seconds is likely to be mistaken for the actual flash.
I know I certainly thought it was, before the menu appeared.

In closing, You gave this entry a 0, lowering its score from 1.4449 to 1.4398!

Sincerely,
LollerCupcake / SaltyJelloGlock / BlackberrySocom

Score: 7

"IT'S A FUCKING PARTY IN HERE"

submission: Socoms Reunited at Last

date: March 21, 2007

It's a good thing that our 'death' was only temporary, though the revival process was a bit shaky and confusing for me since I'm not a necromancer. But judging from the general response to my presence on the forums, I might as well be.

Glad to see everybody found their way to the new forums.

Socomdria is a huge, nigh-impenetrable air fortress that is kept afloat by my massive ego.

Score: 5

"AN EMOTIONAL MASTERPIECE"

submission: The Best of Socom Squad

date: March 20, 2007

I found this flash to be extremely moving, and it nearly brought me to tears. It's indescribable... there's something about it that demands a reaction from the audiencHEY WAIT A MINUTE

I'm not dead, I'm just being held hostage by an animation studio in Russia that happens to be under LollerCupcake's control ok. When the bombs fell upon Socomlavia, there was nothing I could do; my cage, which was kept in the Biohazard Chamber, has an automatic time lock. LollerCupcake fled from the chamber, and took me with him. I didn't have a choice.

I'm sure you'd like it here, though. Lots of good company. It's the world's largest underground insane asylum.

Score: 2

"THE SOCOM SQUAD IS DEAD"

submission: RIP Socom Squad

date: March 18, 2007

Pretty standard as far as spam goes, but you could have traced the background or set the jpeg quality to 0 if you wanted to make it look worse.

Also, I'm not jewish, if that's what was meant by the hat on the preloader. But, you knew that already, so I'll just type this here to waste more SQL space and bandwith.

Would you care to explain "Socom Squad is Emo now, but still alive," yet the three characters are translucent, hinting at phantomish goodness?

Oh, in addition, you forgot to press the self destruct button conveniently located at the back of the Biohazard Chamber on the last forum before we left.

Safe travels, friends,
Blackberry Socom
Currently a volunteer at the Newgrounds division of the surveillance facilities of Jester's Hat Entertainment World Headquarters, Russia